Professor. Writer. Actress. Author. Comedian. Impossible to Work With. "Professional."

Want to read my fake news paper?

I write and publish a newspaper making a mockery of my surroundings because everything is ridiculous. I hope to one day attract some kind of advertiser to allow me to meet my very basic needs which could not possibly be more minimal. Would you care to read it on your phone if you want?

Interested in a new book?

Remember 'Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark'? You know, with the creepy pictures and stuff? That was one of, if not my absolute favorite series of books growing up. Kind of explains a lot. Anyways... I wrote my own version, because if that was an option of a thing you could do, why wouldn't you?